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Yes Yeswhen God created love he didn't help most when God created dogs He didn't help dogs when God created plants that was average when God created h...more

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Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

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Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe. If you could get away from the obvious o...more

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To me, nudity is a joke. I don't think nude people are very attractive at all. I like my women fully clothed. I like to imagine what might be under th...more

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There was no sense to life, to the structure of things. D.H. Lawrence had known that. You needed love, but not the kind of love most people used and w...more

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What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

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My objection to war was not that I had to kill somebody or be killed senselessly, that hardly mattered. What I objected to was to be denied the right ...more

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to whom it may concern: please phone me for appointments when you want to see me. I will not answer unsolicited knocks upon the door. I need time to d...more

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I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey.

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I feel no grief for being called somethingwhichI am not;in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a goodback rub