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Like the famous mad philosopher said, when you stare into the void, the void stares also; but if you cast into the void, you get a type conversion err...more

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The encapsulated bird your conspirators sent you to fetch. The sterilized male chicken with the Creator DNA sequences. The plot capon. Where is it?

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This has serveral consequences, starting with screwing over most cryptography algorithms--translation: all your bank account are belong to us--

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Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.

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Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and ...more

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Old Enochian running on neural wetware is not the fastest procedural language ever invented, and it’s semantics make AppleScript look like a thing of ...more