The people who must never have power are the humorless. To impossible certainties of rectitude they ally tedium and uniformity.
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Ever since I discovered that my god given male member was going to give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return.
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Religion is a totalitarian belief. It is the wish to be a slave. It is the desire that there be an unalterable, unchallengeable, tyrannical authority ...
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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him will believeth in anything. - Hitchens 3:16
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My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And any...
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Those who say that I am being punished are saying that god can't think of anything more vengeful than cancer for a heavy smoker.
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The Postmodernists' tyranny wears people down by boredom and semi-literate prose.
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Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don't introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who will set the ...
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Avoid stock expressions (like the plague, as William Safire used to say) and repetitions. Don't say that as a boy your grandmother used to read to you...
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If I convert it's because it's better that a believer dies than that an atheist does.
