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It’s natural to think of one’s own life as a novel (or a movie or a play), and within that narrative we are always the central character. Thoughtful p...more

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...but the future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along.

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Presidents lie all the time. Really great presidents lie. Abraham Lincoln managed to end slavery in America partially by deception. (In an 1858 debate...more

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Hitler is the human catch-all for all other terrible humans.

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Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

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Some say that time is like water that flows around us (like a stone in the river) and some say we flow with time (like a twig floating on the surface ...more

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But I still feel like I lost.We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It's easy. The first girl I ever loved was so...more

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...because people who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they'd never admit in normal conversation. It's ...more

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Pundits are always blaming TV for making people stupid, movies for desensitizing the world to violence, and rock music for making kids take drugs and ...more

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The main problem with mass media is that it makes it impossible to fall in love with any acumen of normalcy. There is no 'normal' because everybody is...more