"I’ve had the great pleasure of meeting Newt Gingrich and having a chat with the fellow on a staircase,” ex–Sex Pistols vocalist John Lydon once told R...












Hitler is the human catch-all for all other terrible humans.
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"And the quality all these reasonable failures share is an inability to accept that the statue quo is temporary.
"The world happens as it happens, but we construct what we remember and what we forget. And people will eventually do that to us, too.
"And if something is only itself, it doesn't particularly matter.
"It's difficult to cope with the infinite variety of the past, and so we apply filters and settle on a few famous names.
"And I'm probably wrong. Maybe not completely, but partially. And maybe not today, but eventually.