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If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children....more

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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to...more

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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.