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Memory loss is the key to human reproduction. If you remembered what new parenthood was actually lik...

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Michael Lewis (author)Home Game: An Accidental Guide to Fatherhood

When a child is born its sense-organs are brought in contact with the outer world. The waves of soun...

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Everybody who has a baby thinks everybody who hasn't a baby ought to have a baby,Which accounts for ...

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There are those wonderful moments of clarity in life when one is reminded how irreparably flawed we ...

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Well, dearest, what would you tell a farmer who had an over-abundant harvest? To plant less, of cour...

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America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Child...

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Nick and the CandlestickI am a miner. The light burns blue. Waxy stalactitesDrip and thicken, tearsT...

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There's a Drunk Midget in My HouseAh, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on wh...

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There is not much you can say about a baby unless you are talking with its father or another mother ...

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Movement turns dead dogs into maggots and daisies, and flour butter sugar an egg and a tablespoon of...

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Throughout history, the most brutal cultures have always been distinguished by maternal-infant separ...

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There is a world of difference between the experienceof 'care' – the wiping of a bottom, the bathing...

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A first child is your own best foot forward, and how you do cheer those little feet as they strike o...

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As he took them in his arms, the crying of the babies permeated the night like a trail of blood call...

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Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anyb...

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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entru...

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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This...

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Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

Babies are soft. Anyone looking at them can see the tender, fragile skin and know it for the rose-le...

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For my sake,” he said firmly, addressing the air in front of him as though it were a tribunal, “I di...

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We've hired the calmest babies in the world to play the hysterical Thomas. One did finally start to ...

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Emma ThompsonThe Sense and Sensibility Screenplay and Diaries: Bringing Jane Austen's Novel to Film

On Sundays, Presbyterians were not allowed to eat hot food or read the funny papers or travel the sh...

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But the lucidity of her old age allowed her to see, and she said so many times, that the cries of ch...

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When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. ...

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It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies,...

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When Jordan was a baby he sat on top of me much as a fly rests on a hill of dung. And I nourished hi...

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There are various methods by which you may achieve ignominy and shame. By murdering a large and resp...

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Jerome K. JeromeIdle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

We are all born rude. No infant has ever appeared yet with the grace to understand how inconsiderate...

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Judith MartinCommon Courtesy: In Which Miss Manners Solves the Problem That Baffled Mr. Jefferson

There was some women in a café the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down wi...

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Our baby gives herself to me completely. There is no hesitation, no reservation, no holding back, no...

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Louise ErdrichThe Blue Jay's Dance: A Birth Year