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Lying is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off.

Debbie insisted on following the rhythm of the waves. Typical duck-squeezer sex: slow, frustrating, ...

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You know what my mum once said?’ said Rosie… ‘She said that if a just-married couple put a coin in a...

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Touched by her fingers, the two surviving chocolate people copulate desperately, losing themselves i...

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It’s a way of talking about lust without talking about lust, he told them. It is a way of talking ab...

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Neil GaimanFragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders

In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glitt...

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Neil GaimanFragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders

Many women think that if they put out too quickly, their partner won't respect them. This is not the...

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Neil StraussThe Truth: An Uncomfortable Book About Relationships

Connected sex is a spiritual experience….It is spiritual because it’s a release from ego, a merging ...

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Neil StraussThe Truth: An Uncomfortable Book About Relationships

Well, what of it? If sex isn’t a joke, what is it

Never sleep with someone whose troubles are worse than your own.

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Nelson AlgrenA Walk on the Wild Side

All my life I wanted to go to bed with an American, and now I had, and I'm beginning to see why peop...

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when she removed my hand from her chest for the one hundred thousandth time. Attack and defense, inv...

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What was in it for me? I wasn't asking for any sort of reciprocation, after all. Why didn't she want...

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Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There’s the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the ...

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Read any women's magazine and you'll see the same complaint over and over again: men - those little ...

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Nick HornbyHigh Fidelity

The difference between sex with David and sex with Stephen is like the difference between science an...

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Food is, for me, for everybody, a very sexual thing and I think I realised that quite early on. I st...

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I won't stay inwith married menany moresaid the wise girlthey're too agreeable,it's a little too muc...

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When, after hours of lovemaking, we quickly dressed and leftthe apartment, I sometimes thought that ...

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In my opinion, there are two things that can absolutely not be carried to the screen: the realistic ...

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I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighte...

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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

I’d never heard my parents make love. If they made love, they did it silently, like bank robbers, li...

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People were excited by violence. What, after all, was the sexual act but a voluntarily endured assau...

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If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed...

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P. D. JamesThe Children of Men

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal particularly in women. Chief...

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The Hollywooden heads would buy a car for almost any purpose except a worthy one. Many automobiles w...

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P. J. O'RourkeDriving Like Crazy: Thirty Years of Vehicular Hell-bending

Body of a woman, white hills, white thighs,you look like a world, lying in surrender.My rough peasan...

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Life is like sex. It’s not always good, but its always worth trying.

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

The wild women in his lap,' my father enthused, 'laying their breasts on his head.'There was a momen...

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I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish t...

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We all know that when the lights are out all women are the same height!

She took another step. The simple motion of her moving leg was like a dance, the unexaggerated shift...

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What is a whore?"Unsurprisingly, that hadn't been one of the words we had shared over the last span ...

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There is a great deal of difference between a penis and a heart.

I hear her slip into bed with him, and I hear everything that happens after that. Sex is such a stra...

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In his school, Bertrand Russell thought it was better if they had the sex, so they could give their ...

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Girls are much more psychic than guys. They're the first to know if you're going to get laid.

Prior to having sex for the first time, I had read many books and magazines, pornographic and otherw...

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Paul RudnickI Shudder and Other Reactions to Life

Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sexual ene...

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Make sure that when you touch the other person, all your five senses are working, because sex has a ...

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Millions of couples out there practiced the art of sadomasochism every day, without even realizing i...

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Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it...

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Paulo CoelhoEleven Minutes

As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on s...

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Now his work-mates pitied him, although they tried not to show it, and it was generally arranged tha...

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I'll tell you something. Once I was very fond of a poem by Emily Dickinson or somebody. I only remem...

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Peter S. BeagleA Fine and Private Place

Even in the era of AIDS, sex raises no unique moral issues at all. Decisions about sex may involve c...

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What about -- not sex -- but love?''Love is another name for sex.''Like love of country,' Rick said....

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Philip K. DickDo Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Sexual intercourse began in nineteen sixty-three (Which was rather late for me) between the end of t...

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SEX is designed for people who like overcoming obstacles.

Sex means nothing--just the moment of ecstasy, that flares and dies in minutes.

She thinks, I'm telling him who I am. He's interested in who I am. That is true, but I am curious ab...

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These girls with old gents don't do it despite the age—they're drawn to the age, they do it for the ...

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Philip RothThe Dying Animal

Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions.

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of tw...

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Sex, like art, can unsettle a soul, can grind a heart in a mortar. Sex, like literature, can sneak t...

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Sex could be a gift of God, but when it becomes an obsession, it plunders all intelligence and peopl...

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Radhanath SwamiThe Journey Home: Autobiography of an American Swami

And those, who come together in the night and are twined in quivering pleasure, are performing a ser...

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But not you, O girl, nor yet his mother,stretched his eyebrows so fierce with expectation.Not for yo...

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And in fact the artist's experience lies so unbelievably close to the sexual, to its pain and its pl...

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If only mankind could hold its own fertility in awe, which is one and the same whether it manifests ...

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The Beautiful Poem"I go to bed in Los Angeles thinking about you.Pissing a few moments ago I looked ...

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Richard BrautiganThe Pill vs. the Springhill Mine Disaster

You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing some...

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All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

The act of copulation is like that of picking the nose. It's all right to be doing it yourself but i...

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I don't see why human people make such a heavy trip out of sex. It isn't anything complex, it is sim...

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All human behavior, all human motivations, all man’s hopes and fears, were heavily colored and large...

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Robert A. HeinleinStranger in a Strange Land

Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more yo...

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Robert A. HeinleinThe Cat Who Walks Through Walls

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other time...

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Robert A. HeinleinThe Notebooks of Lazarus Long

Landscape is to American painting what sex and psychoanalysis are to the American novel.

Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it s...

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While we are looking for the antidote or the medicine to cure us, that is, the 'new', which can only...

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I have hope in children. In children and warriors. In children who fuck like children and warriors w...

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Roberto BolañoThe Last Interview and Other Conversations

I didn't hit her, man, what happened was that Maria was obsessed with the Marquis de Sade and wanted...

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Roberto BolañoThe Savage Detectives

Sexual thrills are not all physical, and although Parlabane was an unlikely seducer, even on the int...

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That was what stuck in the craws of all the good women of Deptford: Mrs Dempster had not been raped,...

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Sex and commerce are fine things, but man cannot live by Viagra and the Dow Jones alone. A life led ...

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If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.

I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just had a mirror put ...

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Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.

She didn't look like any motel manager I had ever seen. More likely an actress who hadn't quite made...

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It was some time since I had gone to sleep in the same room with a girl. Of course, the room was lar...

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We watched some of the movie. It was shocking. Sex is apparently hard labor. Various persons support...

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Russell BakerSo This Is Depravity and Other Observations

I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

I don't like doing anything that makes you sweat if you don't come at the end of it.

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.

I tried sex once with a woman and it was Gala. It was overated. I tried sex once with a man and that...

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Sex is the power of the soul.

The physical union of a man and a woman, in essence, is a supernatural act, a reminiscence of paradi...

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Samael Aun WeorThe Mystery of the Golden Blossom

Sexual pleasure is a legitimate right of the human being.

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Samael Aun WeorThe Three Mountains: The Autobiography of Samael Aun Weor

A mug's game in my opinion and tiring on top of that, in the long run. But I lent myself to it with ...

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Because feelings, emotional and physical, are so foregrounded in sexual encounters, the orgy is soon...

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Samuel R. DelanyThe Motion Of Light In Water: Sex And Science Fiction Writing In The East Village

I'm not saying I'm not bad. I'm not saying I'm special. But I'm not like the Allport Street girls, w...

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A troupe learns to play like we all learn to screw, stumbling and jostling until everything's finall...

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Scott LynchThe Republic of Thieves

A car's not the right place for showing off to a girl—the bed's the place for that. The consequences...

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Well, dearest, what would you tell a farmer who had an over-abundant harvest? To plant less, of cour...

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I might be manipulating you to create risk for myself.

The behavior of a human being in sexual matters is often a prototype for the whole of his other mode...

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Sigmund FreudSexuality and the Psychology of Love