"The wild women in his lap,' my father enthused, 'laying their breasts on his head.'There was a moment of stunned silence. Then my mother spoke slowly,...












We all know that when the lights are out all women are the same height!

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"I should have been bolder and kissed her at the end. I should have been more cautious. I had talked too much. I had said too little.
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"What I personally knew about courting women could comfortably fit into a thimble without taking it off your finger first.
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"There is a great deal of difference between a penis and a heart.
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