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The wild women in his lap,' my father enthused, 'laying their breasts on his head.'There was a moment of stunned silence. Then my mother spoke slowly,...more

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Congratulations, he said. "That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen." His expression was a mix of awe and disbelief. "Ever.

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I should have been bolder and kissed her at the end. I should have been more cautious. I had talked too much. I had said too little.

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I don't care whose son he is. I won't go belly-up like a timid pup. If he's fool enough to take a poke at me, I'll snap the finger clean off that does...more

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We all know that when the lights are out all women are the same height!

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She took another step. The simple motion of her moving leg was like a dance, the unexaggerated shifting of her hip entrancing as a fire. The arch of h...more

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What is a whore?"Unsurprisingly, that hadn't been one of the words we had shared over the last span of days. For half a moment I considered lying, but...more

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I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. Isummoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind.

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Why wasn't I already kissing this woman? Why wasn't I naked, eating violets, and playing music underneath the open sky?Looking around the room again, ...more

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There is a great deal of difference between a penis and a heart.