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We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of...

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I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedi...

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In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

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Pat Paulsen

Comedian

Born: 1927-07-06

Died: 1997-04-24

Patrick Layton Paulsen (July 6, 1927 – April 24, 1997) was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers television shows, and for his supposed campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives.More