Bill Hicks Quotes

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's th...

So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the [L.A.] riots... and all these B...

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it tak...

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, t...

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, Amer...

It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money.

I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.

I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by t...

Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything els...

Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us,...

They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer

I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own ...

I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to ...

I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants i...

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time j...

Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that impli...

The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and ...

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-l...

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm ...

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

The idea of getting a, you know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock ri...

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can...

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy ...

If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell y...

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

I was in Nashville, Tennessee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of i...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there i...

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that...

Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.

I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

I want my rockstars dead.