"

Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. He...more

"

It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money.

"

Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, b...more

"

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe...more

"

Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's...more

"

So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the [L.A.] riots... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me... 'Oh...more

"

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Ye...more

"

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

"

I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hour...more

"

I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the on...more

"

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

"

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you ...more

"

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

"

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big fu...more

"

They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer