Stand-up Quotes
There comes a time when a man must stand up and do what he knows is Wrong.
Stand up for who you are. Respect your Self and ignite the divine sparks in you. Access your powers....
Show MoreYou need bravery for compassion. In the picture of your soul, the bravery points are the most beauti...
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I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm ...
Show MoreEverything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

…you either do or do not have a comedy mind, whatever that is, maybe a heightened sense of the ridic...
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Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", i...
Show MoreFuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", i...
Show MoreFuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", i...
Show MoreFuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", i...
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