Doug Stanhope Quotes

Comedy can always be taken the wrong way. If I do a bit that is meant to diffuse racism or sexism, I...

I watched 60 Minutes...and they showed this woman, she's in every kind of..thing like that. 'This wo...

If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit

Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplish...

Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.

I really don't like art with a message, unless the message is crystal clear.If you have a message th...

I don't even understand the connection with 'died for your sins'. He died for your sin, well, how do...

Artist communities love to bullshit each other and glad-hand one another, and there's no room for th...

I kept a picture of me kissing my dad’s corpse on the forehead in my wallet for years. I’d break it ...