Zach Galifianakis Quotes

I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often rac...

When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the gr...

I talk to younger actor types, and they bring up that word, 'brand,' and it's like, 'All right, if t...

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker,

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my a...

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but...