"I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.