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The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

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I don't see why human people make such a heavy trip out of sex. It isn't anything complex, it is simply the best thing in life, even better than food.

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Yes, sir, there are things to see and do on the French Riviera without spending money.

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It's a long story. Want a refill?""No, let's start the steak. Where's the button?""Right here.""Well, push it.""Me? You offered to cook.""Ben Caxton, ...more

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All human behavior, all human motivations, all man’s hopes and fears, were heavily colored and largely controlled by mankind’s tragic and oddly beauti...more

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Marrying Gretchen is a good idea, darling; I would enjoy bringing her up. Teaching her to shoot, helping her with her first baby, coaching her in how ...more

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Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

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Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your perso...more