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Could dump two Chinee down in one of our maria and they would get rich selling rocks to each other while raising twelve kids. Then a Hindu would sell ...more

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Random chance is not sufficient to explain random chance. ~Jubal Harshaw

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

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Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.

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Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.

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Never try to out-stubborn a cat.

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If God meant for people to fly, He would have given them brains.

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I don't see why human people make such a heavy trip out of sex. It isn't anything complex, it is simply the best thing in life, even better than food.

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The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

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Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.

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Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?

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All human behavior, all human motivations, all man’s hopes and fears, were heavily colored and largely controlled by mankind’s tragic and oddly beauti...more

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Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tire...more

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Nothing could go wrong because nothing had...I meant "nothing would." No - Then I quit trying to phrase it, realizing that if time travel ever became ...more

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Women talk when they want to. Or don't.