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Random chance is not sufficient to explain random chance. ~Jubal Harshaw

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

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Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.

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Never try to out-stubborn a cat.

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The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

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Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.

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Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?

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Nothing could go wrong because nothing had...I meant "nothing would." No - Then I quit trying to phrase it, realizing that if time travel ever became ...more

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Women talk when they want to. Or don't.

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Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.