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Could dump two Chinee down in one of our maria and they would get rich selling rocks to each other while raising twelve kids. Then a Hindu would sell ...more

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

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Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.

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Never try to out-stubborn a cat.

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The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

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Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.

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Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?

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Many older physicians had gone to their graves calling Pasteur a liar, a fool, or worse---and without examining evidence which their “common sense” to...more

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But one way or another competing and weeding takes place . . . or a race goes downhill.

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The Universe was a damned silly place at best . . . but the least likely explanation for its existence was the no-explanation of random chance, the co...more

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Nothing could go wrong because nothing had...I meant "nothing would." No - Then I quit trying to phrase it, realizing that if time travel ever became ...more

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Women talk when they want to. Or don't.

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Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

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The most preposterous notion that Homo sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the ...more