Richard Pryor Quotes

I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So I went to work, taking...

Who you gonna believe, bitch? Me? or your lying eyes?

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.

It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused.

There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, n...

I realized this is what God has dealt me, and I should be thankful considering all that's happened t...

The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together to make the fi...

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.

I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now relaxed! Cause when I heard the poli...

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice t...

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing some...

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.

But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.