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As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know th...more

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and ha...more

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If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children....more

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There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.

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Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of sevent...more

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Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hun...more

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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to...more

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Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

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I believe it was Shakespeare, or possibly Howard Cosell, who first observed that marriage is very much like a birthday candle, in that 'the flames of ...more

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Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened r...more

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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped...more