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The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir.

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Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.

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AN ACADEMIC DEFINITION of Lynchian might be that the term "refers to a particular kind of irony where the very macabre and the very mundane combine in...more

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Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became erratic.

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Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?""I give.""You get someone who stays up all night torturing h...more

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It's always seemed a little preposterous that Hamlet, for all his paralyzing doubt about everything, never once doubts the reality of the ghost. Never...more

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In short, not only was it surprising to be greeted in person with such enthusiastic words, but it was doubly surprising when the person reciting these...more

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There are these two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says "Morning, boys. ...more