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But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be hired, that I couldn't even fi...more

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The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.

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He die one day, and then he go above of my head to live with your father."He weared the long hair, and after he died, the first day he come back here ...more

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There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.

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One year I went as a pirate, but from then on I went as a hobo. It's a word you don't hear anymore. Along with 'tramp,' it's been replaced by 'homeles...more