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Hand-to-hand combat with three hundred pounds of screaming monkey menace is not my idea of a fair fight. My idea of a fair fight is one unarmed, toothless, nearsighted old monkey versus me with a Blackhawk attack helicopter.
Hand-to-hand combat with three hundred pounds of screaming monkey menace is not my idea of a fair fi...
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