"He once told me that an August evening was "as hot as three toads in a Cuisinart," a comparison that left me blinking two days later.

He's got a chloroform-soaked rag in one hand, and before Judy realizes what's happening, the dude is all over her like fat on cheese.
He's got a chloroform-soaked rag in one hand, and before Judy realizes what's happening, the dude is...
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