"Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it.

He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone in his hair. He spread his arm out wide. "I will go mad!" he annouced.
~ Douglas Adams ~












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