"Stomp stomp. Whirr. Pleased to be of service.Shut up.Thank you.Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. Thank you for making a simple door very happy.Hop...
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays
~ Douglas Adams ~
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