"Don't call a woman a bitch. Call her an ass-hole. It still gets your point across and it's not sexist.

Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the descrip...
Show More