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Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

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Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. Listen to the music. Wh...more

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I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attract...more

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Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

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One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.

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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on th...more

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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

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Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.

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What’s not so great is that all this technology is destroying our social skills. Not only have we given up on writing letters to each other, we barely...more

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...we should be grateful for them because without our family—the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see...more

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Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to eac...more

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My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.

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Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.