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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food