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Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hou...more

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I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

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Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore...more

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Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.