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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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The truth sticks in our throats with all the sauces it is served with: it will never go down until we take it without any sauce at all.

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Dying is a troublesome business: there is pain to be suffered, and it wrings one's heart; but death is a splendid thing—a warfare accomplished, a begi...more

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Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.