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No matter how happily a woman may be married it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not.

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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

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Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.

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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

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Happiness is the china shop love is the bull.

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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.