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There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the...more

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Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.

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No matter how happily a woman may be married it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not.

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'Tis more blessed to give than to receive for example wedding presents.

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The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

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The double standard of morality will survive in this world so long as the woman whose husband has been lured away is favoured with the sympathetic tea...more

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Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

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A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin ...more

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I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind — that its modest and greatly overestimated services on the ethical side have...more