"There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the...

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
~ H. L. Mencken ~












Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, th...
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"Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.
"Time is a great legalizer even in the field of morals.
"Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.
"The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
"Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.
"The double standard of morality will survive in this world so long as the woman whose husband has been lured away is favoured with the sympathetic tea...
"Time is a great legalizer even in the fields of morals.
"I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
"Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other, and the candidates spend so much time making each other's speeches, that by the time elect...
"On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
"A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin ...