Henny Youngman quote: I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his ...

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

~ Henny Youngman ~

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift ...

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