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Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield

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Girls with their legs crossed, girls with their legs not crossed, girls with terrific legs, girls with lousy legs, girls that looked like swell girls,...more

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That's the spirit! Make it chicken broth or nothing. That's putting the old foot down. If she's determined to have a nervous breakdown, the least we c...more

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In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.

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when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.

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If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you" signs in the world. It's impossible.