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What an idiot.

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Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.

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The wand picks you, you don't pick the wand.

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Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies?

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Much as he detested Filch, Harry couldn't help feeling a bit sorry for him, though not nearly as sorry as he felt for himself.

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Merlin's pants!

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Why are you worrying about you-know-who?You should be worrying about u-no-poo!The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

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The fireworks continued to burn and spread all over the school that afternoon. Though they caused plenty of disruption, the other teachers did not see...more

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Just because you’re allowed to use magic now you don’t have to whip your wands out for every tiny little thing!

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Hermione: You! You foul loathsome evil little cockroach!

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Potter, you can skin Malfoy's shrivelfig.

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Hagrid: Harry -- yer a wizard.Harry: I'm a what?

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Ron: [mimicking Hermione] "It's Levi-OOOOH-sa not LevioSAR." She's a nightmare, honestly. It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends!

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You’ve got to give the door something?’‘Yes,’ said Dumbledore. ‘Blood, if I am not much mistak