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If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises....

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The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.

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The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.

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Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.

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Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.

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Battery Park resonates with lust as the sun approaches its zenith. A primal impulse takes hold of the young couples strolling the gravel walkways, the...more

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Starshine’s greatest challenge is deciding whether a woman is too young to soothe or too old to shame. Handling the men is much easier. They may feign...more

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Marriage is like a series of opposing reflections, inverse images getting ever smaller like nesting dolls, each one of your trying to squeeze yourself...more

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Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting, and the key to happiness is finding the one pe...more