"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!