"It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

I should never make anything of a fisherman. I had not got sufficient imagination
~ Jerome K. Jerome ~












I should never make anything of a fisherman. I had not got sufficient imagination
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