"Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!












It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.

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"Magic comes from what is inside you. It is a part of you. You can't weave together a spell that you don't beleive in.
"See, those who wield the primordial forces of creation have a long-running grudge with physics.
"You can have everything in the world, but if you don't have love, none of it means crap," he said promptly. "Love is patient. Love is kind. Love alway...
"A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.
"- Did you really save the world ?...- Mostly I was saving my own ass. Just happend that the world was in the same spot.
"Sometimes I forget how much I like riding the bike." Most chicks do," I said. "Roar of the engine and so on."Murphy's blue eyes glittered with annoyan...
"So we get a plan," I said. "Any suggestions?""Blow up the building," Kincaid said without looking up. "That works good for vampires. Then soak what's ...
"Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.
"Hell's bells, irony blows.
"Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
"Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some."Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words.
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"You're such a cynic," Molly said."I think cynics are playful and cute.
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