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I resent when I go out to dinner and they try to sell me the healthy food for the same price as the good food.

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In America we have gone way beyond sustenance. Eating is an activity. 'Why don’t we get lunch, and then we’ll grab some pizza.

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I love the phrase "I have a sweet tooth." I always want to say, "You're ordering it for your tooth? That's interesting, because it's going straight to...more

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There are people who eat only organic food, and then there are people who don’t have tons of money to waste.

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How did we get to the point where we're paying for bottled water? I imagine it was some weird marketing meeting over in France.