"Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drun...












But alas, the world is not a wish-granting factory.
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"A poem can't do its work if you only read snippets of it.
"The gray paint peels off the wall in odd and beautiful patterns, each cracked polygon of paint a snowflake of decay.
"I feel like I might start crying and that I'm going to cry pee.
"At some point, you just pull off the band aid and it hurts. But when it is over, you are relieved.
"The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle. Like, I will probably never be struck by lightening, or win a Nobel Prize, or become the dictator of a s...
"Most of my friends were in band, and most of my free time during school was spent within twenty feet of the band room
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"The whole thing was the precise opposite of what I figured it would be: slow and patient and quiet and neither particularly painful nor particularly e...
"The marks we leave are too often scars.
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"We don't get to choose if we get hurt in this world, old man, but we do have a say in who hurts us. I know I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.I ...
"I'm a grenade, I just want to stay away from people and read books, and think...
"Who am I to say that these things might not be forever? Who is Peter Van Houten to assert as fact the conjecture that our labor is temporary? All I kn...