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But alas, the world is not a wish-granting factory.

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I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr.

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We bring the fucking rain Q, not the scattered showers.

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Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

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For me, at least, fiction is the only way i can even begin to twist my lying memories into something true.

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Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than b...more

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Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilto...more

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These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous American poet:'You Walt Whitman-ing, Edna ...more

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I just want to domething that matters. Or be something that matters. I just want to matter.

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I'm really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why or what.

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We need never be without hope because we can never be irreparably broken.

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I don't understand why you're so obsessed with figuring out everything that happens here, like we have to unravel every mystery.

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I liked reading biographies of writers, even if (as was the case with Monsieur Rabelais)I'd never read any of their actual writing. I flipped to the b...more

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Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drun...more

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She loves mysteries that she became one.