"Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I...












We bring the fucking rain Q, not the scattered showers.
More John Green (author) quotes
"I don't understand why you're so obsessed with figuring out everything that happens here, like we have to unravel every mystery.
"On some fundamental level we find it difficult to understand that other people are human beings in the same way that we are.
"Margo always loved mysteries. And in everything that came afterward, I could never stop thinking that maybe she loved mysteries so much that she becam...
"She loves mysteries that she became one.
"Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a...
"But then again, if you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all. Imagining isn't perfect. You can't get all the way inside someone else. I could nev...
"Once we got out of Jefferson Park, we rolled down the one window that worked so the world would know we had good taste in music.
"I always like routine. I suppose I never found boredom very boring.
"A poem can't do its work if you only read snippets of it.
"I feel like I might start crying and that I'm going to cry pee.
"We don't suffer from a shortage of metaphors, is what I mean. But you have to be careful which metaphor you choose, because it matters.
"Paper Towns for a Paper Girl, who wants to think and read clearly
"It's easy to like someone from a distance. But when she stopped being this amazing attainable thing or whatever, and started being, like, just a regul...
"Standing before this building, I learn something about fear. I learn that it is not the idle fantasies of someone who maybe wants something important ...