John Green (author) quote: Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

~ John Green (author) ~

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Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

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