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Talc: You have been found guilty of misleading and perverting the young. I decree that you be hung by your underdeveloped testicles until dead. ZORRO

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Oh, my God!" Ignatius bellowed from the front of the house. "What an egregious insult to good taste.

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This was the sort of girl who should be attending college, not ones like that dreadful Minkoff girl, that brutal and slovenly girl who had almost been...more